Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Love that Desaturated Look?

..well forget the 6 different ways to get it in PS. here are three ways to get that look without going near a computer :

1. shoot on b&w film. (yes i said film, film! ask ur mum. she knows all about 'tasteful' b&w shots on film trust me, i've seen the photos)

2. Fall off toilet whilst fixing a bathroom cabinet, bump head and come up with technical drawings for 'flux capacitor'. Build 'flux capacitor' into a Delorian (other late 70's underpowered/underfinanced cars will do for this).

Aquire radioactive fuel source (avoid being detected as a terrorist, suggest getting job in Nuc-power station for this). Test 'time machine' in Tesco-Extra carpark (need lot of space to get up to 88MPH) at night. Go back to when life was in b&w (1920's should do). Take photo. Return to now. repeat as required.

3. listen to Morrisey. that should take the colour out of your life.

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