Wednesday, May 14, 2008

RGB photos WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP!

Split RGB shots are all the rage (according to whatcameradoineed? magazine) but they suggest you split the RGB channels and assign each one to three different photos and then merge them in Photoshop.

why bother?

simply spray your subject or model with hydro-clora-pscdic-admifoli-ristobulin? this 'magic' spray splits light waves into their three component channels and, using light-eating nanotechnology can remove one, two or even all three of the RGB components leaving you with the colour you wanted to create that amazing look!

simple when you know how!

PLEASE NOTE:
Be sure to get the 'hydro-clora-pscdic-admifoli-ristobulin-proform plus' antidote spray as without it the surrounding area will be coated with the light-eating nanotechnology and will eventually lose all colour saturation and begin attracting dark-matter. If left untreated this dark-matter will form into a meta-matter that has the potential to break the traditional dimension's of space and time into the 12 dimensions of string-theory and by doing this will cause the universe and all matter contained within it to cease to exist.

then who would see your pretty picture?

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