Really like that soft focus MGM-star portrait style?

THEN STOP DICKING AROUND WITH GAUSSIAN BLUR IN PHOTOSHOP AND USE THE FUCKIN FOCUS RING YOU IDIOT!!! SERIOUSLY, WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS FOR? CORRECTING YOUR FUCKIN STIGMATISM BECAUSE YOU SAT TOO CLOSE TO THE TV ALL DAY AS A CHILD AND DIDN'T PLAY OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS THOUGHT IT WAS TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO PLAY ON THE SWINGS LIKE THE OTHER CHILDREN? NO, THATS NOT WHAT ITS FOR NUMBNUTS. HEY, HERE'S A TIP FOR FREE, YOU WANT IT TO REALLY LOOK LIKE THOSE MGM-STAR PICTURES? WHACK UP THE ISO TO ITS MAX AND IT'LL LOOK OLD AND SHIT QUALITY. SEE, NO NEED TO EVEN GO LOOKING IN THE FUCKIN FILTER GALLERY YOU MOUSE TWIDDLERING, SHORTCUT PRESSING, BIG SCREEN VIEWING, PHOTOSHOP-WANKING PRICK. ahem.